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Wanted: One depressed male, slightly balding and around 35 years old. Would need to have psychotic tendencies and is not afraid of getting his hands dirty. Whips and chains are welcome; must have own suit, briefcase and respectable job. Also required, one chain-smoking detective. Must be nosey, impulsive and willing to get the job done. One dark, run down cabin in a forest is also needed, preferably with a basement. It must be electrically sound so that torture equipment can be used. If torture equipment comes fitted, all the better! Also required, one thunder storm, starting from dusk preferably.